And finally… barking mad and tweet twoo no job for you

The wife of Manuel Ramon Gonzalez, 61, called the police after seeing him in a compromising position on CCTV with the family’s pet chihuahua.

Mr Gonzalez admitted cruelty to an animal as well as sexual activity with one after he was arrested, CBS12 reports.

Capitain Dave Walesky said: “We do see a lot of it. A lot of times we wish there was more we could do.”

He added: “It just doesn’t make sense why people do things like that. It’s really unexplainable from my perspective. There’s no reason to justify something like that.”

A teenager in Texas has been fired from a job before she even started after she took to Twitter to tell everyone it was beneath her.

Some internet users have suggested she contact a lawyer as she may have an unfair dismissal case.

“Cella” was less than enthusiastic about beginning her new job at Jet’s Pizza in Mansfield, a city in the Lone Star State.

She tweeted: “Ew, I start this f*** a** job tomorrow” replete with a line of thumbs down emojis.

However, an eagle-eyed staff member caught the tweet and took a screenshot which they sent to manager Robert Waple.

Mr Waple replied via Twitter, tweeting:“No you don’t start that FA job today! I just fired you! Good luck with your no money, no job life!”

Cella tweeted that she had phoned to confirm the news and that she had indeed been fired.

Mr Waple said: “Working register (the till), taking phone orders, making subs/salads. Eating free pizza. How hard would that have been?” he asked.

“I would’ve just called her and fired her, but I wasn’t at work and didn’t have her number… probably one of the dumbest things to say about a job you haven’t started yet.”

The restaurant manager has been criticised widely on the internet with one former employee saying: “Just thought you should know I was stoned out of my mind every time I went into work, and your pizza sucks.”

“Being high would only partly explain how you could deliver a pizza to the wrong house…multiple times,” Mr Waple rejoined.