And finally… the Lord will provide
A 51-year old woman from South Carolina was arrested in a seafood restaurant on Sunday after insisting that Jesus Christ would pay her bill.
April Lee Yates racked up the $26 bill at a seafood buffet over a four-hour period during which she disturbed other customers, leading police to be called to attend the scene.
When officers asked her to pay the bill, she said she had no money.
Pressed as to how she expected to reconcile the bill, she told them that the bill would be paid for her.
The officer asked who would pay, and Ms Yates replied: “Jesus.”
Ms Yates was subsequently placed under arrest for defrauding a restaurant and taken to the Myrtle Beach Jail.