And finally… foresight

Joshua Hare, 24, was arrested after turning up naked in a Homebase car park in Salisbury, according to the Swindon Advertiser.

On his arrest, police officers say a wrap of cocaine - containing a whopping 7.2 grams (worth up to £720) - “emerged” from his genitals.

At Swindon Magistrates Court, Hare was sent back to jail for twelve weeks for breach of his suspended sentence order.

He will also serve a concurrent week in custody for possession of the class A drug and pay a victim’s surcharge of £115.