And finally… Fifty Shades of madness, bad hair day and you have to look at the context
Cinemagoers in Mexico were in for another show when a woman began masturbating during a screening of Fifty Shades of Grey.
The unidentified woman was arrested and handcuffed at the cinema in Sinaloa in western Mexico.
According to one website, the woman, presumably a devotee of the film and book, was already wearing handcuffs during the screening.
Meanwhile, back home a man was allegedly bottled at a screening of the film in Glasgow after he asked some women to quieten down while other people were said to have vomited because of drinking too much wine or, perhaps, as a result of the strange paraphernalia on screen.
Officers said Alan Becker, 47, “did not like” the haircut he received at the Loft Salon and Spa in Stamford, Connecticut.
When he was asked to pay $50 (£32) for the haircut he lost his temper reports local television station WFSB.
Police said he began throwing items including a wreath and candle around the salon and “kicked a hole in the wall, and went off on a swearing tirade to employees and customers”.
He then left the salon before returning later “demanding the stylist fix his hair.”
The stylist refused and informed the police who charged Mr Becker with breach of the peace as well as criminal mischief.
A director of an international human rights organisation has admitted he was involved in an incident in which a number of Chelsea football fans prevented a black man from boarding a train on the Paris Métro while making racist chants.
Richard Barklie, 50, of Carrickfergus in Northern Ireland, is a director of the World Human Rights Forum.
He denied making racist chants but accepted he was “involved in an incident when a person, now known as Soulemayne S, was unable to enter a part of the train”.
A statement from his solicitor states: “He did not participate in racist chanting and singing and condemns any behaviour supporting that.
“He has an account to give to police which will explain the context and circumstances as they prevailed at that particular time.”
The forum is dedicated to the promotion of “human rights, values and global well-being”.