And finally… dig yourself into a hole
A Kentucky man found himself behind bars after he exhumed the remains of his father – so he could argue with his corpse.
Michael May, 44, was arrested by officers after they saw him digging up the remains WKYT.com reports.
Speaking honestly, he told the arresting officer he was trying to exhume the remains so he could have a fight with his old man.
Police said he was drunk and partial to quoting passages from the Bible.
To top it off he was in possession of some marijuana.
In a jailhouse interview with WLEX18, Mr May explained to a reporter that he was inspired by the holy book to start digging his dad up.