And finally… spurned wife cuts down husband in his prime – twice

A man in China whose appendage was cut off by his wife because of his infidelity and was reattached had it cut off again when his wife crept into the hospital he was in to remove it a second time.

The jilted wife of Fan Lung, 32, cut his member off after he used his wife’s phone to email his lover Zhang Hung, 21.

However, Mr Lung neglected to sign out of his email account and his wife, Feng, 30, came across the message – sending her into a rage.

She is said to have grabbed scissors, stormed into the bedroom and snipped Mr Lung’s most prized possession off.

He was rushed to hospital where it was reattached. But Feng apparently managed to gain entry to the hospital re-cut Mr Lung and this time threw the offending organ out of a window.

A hospital spokesman said: “The first we were aware of what happened was when someone came into the reception area to say a naked man was beating up a woman outside the hospital.

“Staff rushed out to see what was happening and found the patient with blood streaming down his legs hitting the woman.

“He was stopped and the woman was taken in for treatment, and then we discovered she had chopped off again.”

Doctors could not find the member and Mr Lung was taken in for emergency surgery.

Mr Lung’s lover said she would marry him as soon as he was well again.

She said: “It doesn’t matter that he’s lost his fertility, he has five children already.”

Feng was arrested for grievous bodily harm.

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