And finally… dicking around



Two US Navy pilots have been disciplined for drawing a massive penis in the sky over Washington state, the Military Times reports.

The punishment is not disclosed, but the pair will keep their jobs.

Vice Admiral Mike Shoemaker said the “sophomoric and immature antics of a sexual nature” had “no place in naval aviation today”.

The penis and testicles were drawn in the sky with EA-18 Growlers.

The Navy described the product of the pilot’s efforts as “a condensed air trail resembling an obscene image to observers on the ground”.

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