And Finally



And finally... tossers

Two police officers have been suspended after tossing a coin to decide whether or not to arrest a su ...

Published 18 July 2018

And finally... lotto discord

A woman who won nearly £700,000 from the lottery has announced her first action will be to sue ...

Published 17 July 2018

And finally... dog days

A Spanish civil servant who was paid €50,000 a year for a job he failed to go to for more than ...

Published 16 July 2018

And finally... law of the jungle

Three suspected poachers were eaten by lions when their plan to break into a game reserve and hunt r ...

Published 13 July 2018

And finally... non-PC

A town in Lebanon has introduced a new shorts and T-shirt uniform for women police officers in ...

Published 12 July 2018

And finally... birdbrained

Animal rescue workers have raised concerns over an unexplained sharp spike in reports of drunken sea ...

Published 11 July 2018

And finally... got the bullet

A self-styled healer has been shot dead by a sceptical client who wanted to test out his magic "bull ...

Published 10 July 2018

And finally... devil in the detail

In a rare case of hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia, councillors in Argyll and Bute have voted to a ...

Published 9 July 2018

And finally... Messi divorce

A man filed for divorce because his wife thought Cristiano Ronaldo was a better footballer than Lion ...

Published 6 July 2018

And finally... bath time

A couple allegedly high on bath salts who fired gunshots at fireflies because they thought they were ...

Published 5 July 2018

And finally... sweet sorrow

An exam board has been slapped with a record £175,000 fine after confusing the Montagues and t ...

Published 4 July 2018

And finally... out to grass

A boy trying to make some pocket money by mowing lawns has received a string of new clients after on ...

Published 2 July 2018

And finally... head case

A man with a tattoo of a gun on his forehead has been arrested and charged with illegal possession o ...

Published 29 June 2018

And finally... remote

A man has been banned from calling an emergency number after making over 100 calls asking for milk o ...

Published 28 June 2018

And finally… land of the free

A former NATO chief was denied an automatic visa waiver for entry to the US because records showed h ...

Published 27 June 2018